Romantic Horror Movies The Legend Of The Three Trees ' title='Romantic Horror Movies The Legend Of The Three Trees ' />The Worst Movies of 2. So Far Chazs Journal. Chaz Ebert and Matt Fagerholm. Print Page. Tweet. Weve given you the four star, three and a half star, three star and two and a half star reviews written thus far on Roger. Ebert. com in 2. 01. ANd9GcRFkHUfeMKAa79ZpcnBOP3d9oipRS8ZW4xOAF1YDg9C08EjF0FQ9H3D6hU' alt='Romantic Horror Movies The Legend Of The Three Trees ' title='Romantic Horror Movies The Legend Of The Three Trees ' />Black Panther The Crew became one of Marvels most important comics the moment the series first went to print. But given the recent public displays of hatred and. Directed by Edward Zwick. With Brad Pitt, Anthony Hopkins, Aidan Quinn, Julia Ormond. In the early 1900s, three brothers and their father living in the remote. Watch Free Korean Drama, Chinese Drama, Japanese Drama at Dramanice List Drama. Have you ever actually considered how the mechanics of having sex with a fishperson mermaid or otherwise might actually work Guillermo del Toro certainly has, and. The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving Spooky Kids Halloween Stories to share. Now, for our fifth and final entry in this series, we present the films that have each been given one star or less. The following list has been neatly divided into one star reviews such as Chappie, Serena and Zombeavers, half star reviews including Adam Sandlers The Cobbler, and zero star reviews look no further than Paul Blart Mall Cop 2. Concluding the list are unstarred reviews that received no rating at all because, as Roger aptly put it in his review of The Human Centipede, these movies occupy a world where the stars dont shine. Advertisement. There is one surprise entry on this list, Mommy, by Xavier Dolan. It actually shared the Jury prize at the Cannes Film Festival in 2. Rotten Tomatoes meter round up of critics. Even Glenn Kenny who reviewed this movie for our site acknowledged its strong performances. Xavier Dolan is undoubtedly a talented director. The reviews are presented in alphabetical order and are written by our superb team of critics. They include editor Brian Tallerico featured critics Glenn Kenny, Simon Abrams, Peter Sobczynski, Odie Henderson, Christy Lemire, Susan Wloszczyna and Sheila OMalley and contributors Dan Callahan and Mark Dujsik. Click on the name of each title and you will be directed to the full review. ONE STAR REVIEWSAccidental Love by Susan Wloszczyna. Just how awful could it be Really awful. Unwatchably awful. As in, Give it the Razzie now and be done with it awful. From its intrusively generic soundtrack heavy on cheesy strings to the painfully frantic attempts at supposed funny business consider that Paul Reubens aka Pee Wee Herman provides probably the only well modulated performance, Accidental Love could easily qualify for disaster relief. Addicted to Fresno by Brian TallericoAddicted to Fresno is such a mean spirited, dull and silly movie that it buries its talented cast under the weight of a horrendous script that they cant possibly redeem. Allluia by Simon Abrams. Sadly, theres nothing funny, or especially provocative about Allluia since the films impressionistic style is so shallow that one cant help but feel like youre watching a technically accomplished vision of love according to an especially angsty goth teenager. Any Day by Brian Tallerico. It is the kind of film that opens with I Shall Be Released and actually gets less subtle from there. Worst of all, what at first feels like a mediocre character drama becomes something more insidious when writerdirector Rustam Branaman uses unspeakable tragedy as an unearned device in a morality play. Advertisement. Chappie by Peter SobczynskiChappie is such a misconceived work from a once celebrated science fiction visionary that I think that all the people who were lambasting the Wachowskis a few weeks ago over Jupiter Ascending now owe them an apology. An exhausting slog through overly familiar cliches that is nowhere near as profound or touching as it clearly thinks it is. Contracted Phase II by Simon AbramsPhase II follows the spread of Samanthas disease without delving into the knotty themes of sex negativity and slut shaming that the first film tackles with admirable confidence. One note characters suffer the same symptoms that Samantha did in the last film, but never at the same length, nor the same kinds of psychological hang ups. Dirty Weekend by Matt Zoller SeitzDirty Weekend is a decent idea for a low budget movie that never gets past the idea stage, and after a brief while, you may start to question whether it should have been a movie at all, much less a 9. Glenn Kenny. Writerdirector Victor Levin, an old television hand, is clearly looking to make his own Stolen Kisseshis Truffaut fandom extends to strategically placing a Jules And Jim clip in the moviebut the stupefying level of wish fulfillment here makes the film play, oddly, like a much more refined Killing Zoe. The Gallows by Peter Sobczynski. While I cannot in good conscience recommend the film to members of high school theater departments, I will say that groups that do choose to watch it will probably bust their collective gut laughing at it. Finally, I am amused by the notion that, if only for appearances sake, Kathie Lee Gifford will one day find herself watching it as well. My recommendation to her in this regard Forgo a mere glass of wine and bring the entire box along insteadyou are probably going to need it. Advertisement. Hitman Agent 4. Download Movie Rabid Rider Dvd. Brian TallericoHitman Agent 4. It is a film that feels made out of contractual obligation instead of artistic venture, or even a remote desire to entertain. Home Sweet Hell by Sheila OMalley. The first 2. 0 minutes of Home Sweet Hell are so bleakly unfunny that it reaches an almost existential plane. Questions start arising immediately Is it satire Is it black comedy What is this Once things move into openly psycho territory, Home Sweet Hell gets a tad more interesting, but even amateurs know that you have to start strong. Home Sweet Hell doesnt just fail to find the right tone. It doesnt find a tone at all. Hungry Hearts by Glenn Kenny. This really is the sort of movie which, when you describe it to a relative whos asking you what youve reviewed lately presuming youre a movie reviewer, they would say, Who would want to see a movie like that If the movie were actually a good onewhich I think in this case would be impossible, not because the material is so inherently intransigent, but because the specifics of the materials are contrived in such bad faithyoud be left stammering impotently. But because the movie is this very bad one, you just say, RightInto the Grizzly Maze by Simon AbramsInto the Grizzly Maze is the kind of bad horror film that makes you return to older schlock like Grizzly with unearned reverence. This is not productively bad its just bad. Joe Dirt 2 Beautiful Loser by Brian Tallerico. If youre one of those people who watched the original every time it was on cable and found something to tweet about it, the film contains enough callbacks to the original to satisfy. Anyone else should probably look elsewhere for their comedy. Joe Dirt 2 is wildly inconsistent, often feeling like it was slapped together quickly before someone changed their mind and put a stop payment on the financing check. Advertisement. Kidnapping Mr. Heineken by Dan Callahan. The major problem among many in the unfocused Kidnapping Mr. Heineken is that very little thought seems to have been given to how this story should be told or why it merits telling. Kill Me Three Times by Glenn Kenny. The requisite spurting gunshot wounds to the neck are also here what isnt here is engaging dialogue,. One is apt to mourn the time wasted not just by the movies living participants, but also by the VW bug. All participants could have gotten up to something far more enjoyable. The Lazarus Effect by Peter SobczynskiThe Lazarus Effect is such a limp excuse for a horror movie that it cannot even get a rise out of a couple of kids out past their bedtime on a school night. The entire thing is shot in such darkness that the mere act of looking at it becomes a chore that is hardly worth the effort. Lila and Eve by Peter SobczynskiLila Eve is not supposed to be funnyindeed, the central topic is about as unfunny as one could possibly imaginebut nevertheless inspires huge laughs, albeit of the unintentional kind, thanks an idiotic screenplay and a supposedly shocking plot twist that even the most inattentive viewers should be able to figure out within the first fifteen minutes or so, tops. The Loft by Peter Sobczynski.